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Puberal Baphomet
02:13
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Some days fails are worst than
The way you gotta die
Some days fails are like
The way you would lay
More epic than "Mother North"
Stronger than "Reign in Blood"
It’s time to meet your fate
It’s time to bow to your fate
Puberal Baphomet, yeah!
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Mullet For My Valentine
00:46
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The only way to rape my crush apart
The 80s: true men and true metal
You must love me
Even if I am a fat ass I’ve got the hairdo of the Gods!
I’ll stay gold: I’m like Jacob B.
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Your body will be my abat-jour!
Modifying your body
I will steal all you have
Your body will be my abat-jour!
I will realize Metallica’s dream:
Smash your face and hit the lights
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4. |
The Will To Smith
00:56
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Tell me where
The real men are
Doing manly jobs
Like carpenter or serial killer
Or the noble art of smith
The will to smith
My college graduation is useless day after day
I’ll quit everything and start to be a smith
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Tropical Mode ON
00:34
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Tropical mode: On.
Just one love.
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I don’t fucking care
Justify my ass
You really dunno how I’m deep inside
What is this? What is that? I don’t fucking care!
My percussive passion’s driving me insane
My percussive passion’s driving me insane
Suddenly a fucking curse yelling out at me:
"No! Don’t touch the forbidden congas!
If you’ll touch them – that’s what the curse says –
your penis will fall under the shower!"
Use them like a toy! Use once and destroy, motherfucker!
I don’t care about that curse, the most important things are playing and destroying
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Orango Juice
00:45
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Satan’s coming back to town
To find out another victim
Four legs and one cock
Beg down on your knees
This is the way you beg and suck my dick, now!
So long and thanks for all the juice!
Hail Satanas – Dominus – Satanas
Orango juice down your throat, in your mouth
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8. |
Sperm Bank Robbery
00:57
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Three teenage girls – lesbians –
Looking for a cock’s substitute
To get your cock hard
Till you forgive your fucking name
What is your name? Penis of Pain?
They were looking for a cup of pee
It all ended in sperm robbery
They were hungry so they stole it all
Really longing for a pair of balls
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9. |
Children Of Boredom
00:54
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Cuneo, born and raised
But I’m not the Fresh Prince
Tell me now what I should do
Gianna Gancia is not the cure
Fed up of this fucking shit
Children of Boredom
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10. |
Go Kart Cobain
00:41
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I don’t understand
Why Seth Putnam is less famous
Than Kurt Cobain:
He as well did music and drugs
Everyone knows that pic of Seth
Having a blowjob
A syringe in his arm
Talking about being a rebel
Seth’s a Ferrari
Kurt’s a go-kart
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Distrozione Florence, Italy
Distrozione nasce nel 2005 con l’idea di organizzare concerti e distribuire materiale informativo e musicale. Come ogni progetto, anche questo si pone degli obiettivi e cerca di perseguirli. Uno di questi è, appunto, di riuscire a creare una rete di sostegno economico per quei compagni che si spendono nelle lotte, diffondendo e dando eco a iniziative di conflitto e solidarietà attiva. ... more
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